Haha I used Google Translate to try to understand your language, so I copy/pasted all your text.
But the copy/pasting turned all the emoticons in text. So there was a phrase like this:
"Me considero "bisexual" bisexual flag emoticon"
And Google translated it by "Je me considère comme une émoticône de drapeau bisexuel", which means
"I consider myself a bisexual flag emoticon" XDDDD